Full of Christmas Jokes!

Full of Christmas Jokes!

Dessi Thomas, Staff Writer

Everyone loves a Christmas laugh. Well laugh at these jokes!

 

1.Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?

2.What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

  1. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

4.What do you call Santa when he has no money?

5.What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?

6.How does the snowman travel?

7.Why is Rudolph so good at answering trivia questions?

8.What did the buck say to the doe on Christmas Day?

9.What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

10.Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?

 

 

 

 

1.In the CLAUS-et (closet)

2.Frostbite

3.Because he had low elf (self) esteem

4.Saint Nickel-Less (Nicholas)

5.Silent Night

6.By Ice cycle (bicycle)

7.He nose a lot

8.Merry Christmas, dear (deer)

9.It’s Christmas, Eve

10.The turkey, because he’s always stuffed